Things I have done...(Part 1)

- Asked my Mom permission to run away from home and still got in trouble. I even double checked before taking my sister with me.
- Danced naked on a beach in Mexico and ate flour tortillas with butter for a week.
- Was stabbed in the head with a knife by my sister.
- My Grandfather used to take me fishing. He said I was a better fisherman than him because I once caught 2 fish on the same line, something he never did.
- My baby sitter decided to teach me how to drive when I was in 3rd Grade. I slammed on the brakes and she hit her head on the windshield cracking it. She told her alcoholic husband that he did it the night before.
- I played Dorothy in the 6th Grade production of the Wizard of Oz.
- My best friend told me that every time she punched me in the arm I had to kiss Billy Human. Her third punch struck a nerve and I gave her a bloody nose. She was kicked off the bus and had to walk home.
- I was in Pascoe, Washington the day Elvis died. I lived in California.
- I fell off the roof of a barn and broke my nose while trying to retrieve the only arrow we had for shooting. My friend laughed at me because he said I looked like Superman as I was falling. I of course ended up with two black eyes.
- I clog danced at Disneyland in front of hundreds of spectators.
- I was the high school Mascot (a Bruin Bear). Kids from the other schools thought I was black because I could dance so well.
- I was kissed by Jeff Conaway (Kenickie from Grease) at a wedding. He had whiskers and smelled like whiskey.
- I received a standing ovation from my classmates while trying out for the part of Sandra Dee in my High School's production of Grease. I got the part.
- When I was 17 my Mom's friend dressed me up and took me drinking in a bar. I ordered a Coke. Later we met 2 guys in the parking lot and went home with them. I spent the evening listening to the good looking guy play piano. I wreaked of being under age.